Today's Reading Assignment
From Matthew Scully at OpinionJournal.com. On the occasion of Hugh Hefner's 80th birthday, Mr. Scully takes a measure of America's best-known pornographer, and finds him lacking.
Do us a favor, Hef; enjoy the time you have left with your salaried "girl friends" and resist that inner urge to re-issue "The Playboy Philosophy." An oxymoron if there ever was one.