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Friday, December 29, 2006

This Isn't News

It happens all the time in Texas--and the rest of tornado alley.

Bush Sheltered During Tornado Alert.

Which headline do you suppose we'll see first:

"Bush Refuses to Ride Out Tornado at Home" (or)

"Why Didn't President Seek Shelter Earlier?"
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1 comment:

  1. Mike H.4:58 AM

    Fourth possibility:

    'Bush responsible for global warming.'

    Fifth:

    'Bush responsible for Martian warming.'

    Sixth:

    'Bush responsible for Neptunian warming.'

    Seventh:

    'Bush responsible for Mercurian warming.'

    Damn, we've just killed four planets out of eight.

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